funny football quotes

I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view. ~Coupling, "Inferno," original airdate 2 June 2000, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Steve


The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict, as much as possible, the limits of their own responsibility. ~Giosue Borsi


A door that seems to stand open must be a man's size, or it is not the door that Providence means for him. ~Henry Ward Beecher


If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas. ~Charles Barkley


Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. ~Franklin P. Jones


In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. ~Robert Frost


"Know thyself?" If I knew myself, I'd run away. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery


A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. ~Horace Mann


A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. ~Aldous Huxley


I would rather be right than President. ~Henry Clay, speech, 1850


As long as our civilization is essentially one of property, of fences, of exclusiveness, it will be mocked by delusions. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. ~George Eliot, Adam Bede, 1859


A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. ~Francoise Sagan


A man's soul may be buried and perish under a dungheap or in a furrow of the field, just as well as under a pile of money. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne


My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as an egg. However I still get around and am mean to cats. ~John Cheever, letter to Philip Roth, 10 May 1982, published in The Letters of John Cheever, 1989, concerning his cancer and its treatment


If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones. ~Don Herold


Most people use music as a couch; they want to be pillowed on it, relaxed and consoled for the stress of daily living. But serious music was never meant to be soporific. ~Aaron Copland


To live remains an art which everyone must learn, and which no one can teach. ~Havelock Ellis


If fame were based on kindness instead of popularity, on understanding and not on worldwide attention, you would be the biggest celebrity on earth. And to my heart, you already are. ~Anonymous