funny quotes on t shirts

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. ~Donna Wilk Cardillo


Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultivating a garden, and those who would have nothing to do with thorns must never attempt to gather flowers. ~Author Unknown


People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross. ~Author Unknown


Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing. ~Albert Schweitzer


America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them. ~James Michener


A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. ~Cicero


My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe. ~Faye Moskowitz


Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. ~Peter T. Mcintyre


Just as much as we see in others we have in ourselves. ~William Hazlitt


Virtue is praised, but hated. People run from it, for it is ice-cold and in this world you have to keep your feet warm. ~Denis Diderot, Rameau's Nephew, 1762


I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. ~Dudley Field Malone


Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn


Hope is patience with the lamp lit. ~Tertullian


Success is 10% inspiration, 90% last-minute changes. ~From a billboard advertisement


In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks. Now they're knocking off servers. ~Richard Power


Organized slaughter, we realize, does not settle a dispute; it merely silences an argument. ~James Frederick Green


No man thoroughly understands a truth until he has contended against it. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


The sudden disappointment of a hope leaves a scar which the ultimate fulfillment of that hope never entirely removes. ~Thomas Hardy


A person can grow only as much as his horizon allows. ~John Powell


The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers. But above all, the world needs dreamers who do. ~Sarah Ban Breathnach, Simple Abundance: A Daybook of Comfort and Joy, 1996