quotes about kiss

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. ~Alex Levine


Toss your dashed hopes not into a trash bin but into a drawer where you are likely to rummage some bright morning. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Where is the good in goodbye? ~Meredith Willson, The Music Man


The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties. ~Carol Matthau


How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the night-light. I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things. ~Dorothy Parker


I am fully conscious of the fact, that aphorisms are like wandering Gypsies. They must always be published without guarantee of the authenticity. ~Erkki Melartin


Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes


Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. ~Will Rogers


Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2. ~Fred Blechman


Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile? ~Lynn Hecht Schafren


If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves. ~Don Marquis


Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. ~J. Paul Getty


Somehow among all our use of antibiotic medicine and antibacterial soap our souls are becoming sanitized as well - don't let it happen to you! ~Brock Fiant


The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. ~Jim Trelease, The Read-Aloud Handbook, 1985


For some moments in life there are no words. ~David Seltzer, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory


As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


I love spring anywhere, but if I could choose I would always greet it in a garden. ~Ruth Stout


A grass-blade's no easier to make than an oak. ~James Russell Lowell, A Fable for Critics, 1848


I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. ~Scott Adams


Swimming - what real men do while boys play football. ~Author Unknown