amortization table excel

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes a whole orchestra to play it. ~H.E. Luccock


If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. ~African Proverb


A morning without coffee is like sleep. ~Author Unknown


Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born. ~George Bernard Shaw


The real is very real to him, the unreal even more so. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


Civilization: a thin veneer over barbarianism. ~John M. Shanahan, The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Time (In Two Lines or Less)


No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy. ~Knights of Pythagoras


Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.


The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. ~Mark Twain


A house needs a grandma in it. ~Louisa May Alcott


Man was created a little lower than the angels, and has been getting lower ever since. ~Josh Billings


The Russians have a weapon that can wipe out two hundred eighty thousand Americans. That puts them exactly ten years behind Howard Cosell. ~Red Smith


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown


The greater the number of laws and enactments, the more thieves and robbers there will be. ~Lao-tzu


My father's nature turned out no waste product; he had none of that useless stuff in him that lies in heaps near factories. He took his own happiness with him. ~Margot Asquith


What was once called the objective world is a sort of Rorschach ink blot, into which each culture, each system of science and religion, each type of personality, reads a meaning only remotely derived from the shape and color of the blot itself. ~Lewis Mumford, "Orientation to Life," The Conduct of Life, 1951


Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. ~Spanish Proverb


A game of great charm in the adoption of mathematical measurements to the timing of human movements, the exactitudes and adjustments of physical ability to hazardous chance. The speed of the legs, the dexterity of the body, the grace of the swing, the elusiveness of the slide - these are the features that make Americans everywhere forget the last syllable of a man's last name or the pigmentation of his skin. ~Branch Rickey, May 1960


No one knows what they'll do in a moment of crisis and hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers. ~Joan Baez, "What Would You Do If....?"


Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. ~Author Unknown