eminem quotes from recovery

Performing enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Okay, we can swing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play to you. That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance. ~Eddie Izzard


Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat. ~Henry Emerson Fosdick


How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. ~Oscar Wilde


Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. ~Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies


English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. ~Author Unknown


God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things. ~Pablo Picasso


Our credulity is greatest concerning the things we know least about. And since we know least about ourselves, we are ready to believe all that is said about us. Hence the mysterious power of both flattery and calumny. ~Eric Hoffer, The Passionate State of Mind


He doesn�t reckon his dog has human feelings, but he sure lets you know when you hurt his instincts. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


The best time to make friends is before you need them. ~Ethel Barrymore


Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught. ~Honore de Balzac


Men like war: they do not hold much sway over birth, so they make up for it with death. Unlike women, men menstruate by shedding other people's blood. ~Lucy Ellman


I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. ~Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"


Anticipation makes the hard-on longer. ~Itsby Stevintary


Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. ~Lee Trevino


Poetry is not a civilizer, rather the reverse, for great poetry appeals to the most primitive instincts. ~Robinson Jeffers


Learning is a lifetime process, but there comes a time when we must stop adding and start updating. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock. ~Ben Hecht


You learn something every day if you pay attention. ~Ray LeBlond


A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. ~Martin H. Fischer


I am reminded of the advice of my neighbor. "Never worry about your heart till it stops beating." ~E.B. White