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You are sad because they abandon you and you have not fallen. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin


Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off. ~Author Unknown


A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle. ~Benjamin Franklin


Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ~Julins Gordon


A door that seems to stand open must be a man's size, or it is not the door that Providence means for him. ~Henry Ward Beecher


Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. ~Dr SunWolf


Plainness has its peculiar temptations quite as much as beauty. ~George Eliot


Perhaps nobody has changed the course of history as much as the historians. ~Franklin P. Jones


We do not do what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact. ~Jean Paul Sartre, Situations, 1939


No one should approach the temple of science with the soul of a money changer. ~Thomas Browne


It is difficult to realize how great a part of all that is cheerful and delightful in the recollections of our own life is associated with trees. ~Wilson Flagg


Our forefathers did without sugar until the 13th century, without coal fires until the 14th, without buttered bread until the 16th, without tea or soup until the 17th, without gas, matches or electricity until the 20th. ~Author Unknown


Diplomat: A person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. ~Caskie Stinett, Out of the Red, 1960


Seeing so much poverty everywhere makes me think that God is not rich. He gives the appearance of it, but I suspect some financial difficulties. ~Victor Hugo, Les Miserables, 1862


Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. ~Robin Williams


Would I might rouse the Lincoln in you all. ~Vachel Lindsay


If my devils are to leave me, I am afraid my angels will take flight as well. ~Rainer Maria Rilke, on leaving psychotherapy


Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966