emo i love you quotes

There's no such thing as bragging. You're either lying or telling the truth. ~Al Oliver


The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown


But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didn't know no more than a person's conscience does I would pison him. It takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides, and yet ain't no good, nohow. ~Mark Twain, Huck Finn


Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault. ~Phil Drabble


Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar. ~George Lundberg


It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? ~Ronald Reagan


If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


Life is a tapestry: We are the warp; angels, the weft; God, the weaver. Only the Weaver sees the whole design. ~Quoted in The Angels' Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994


The bowling alley is the poor man's country club. ~Sanford Hansell


There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. ~Mahatma Gandhi


Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason. ~Richard C. Trench


Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be. ~William Hazlitt, The English Comic Writers, 1819


A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life. ~Isadora James


The reaction to any word may be, in an individual, either a mob-reaction or an individual reaction. It is up to the individual to ask himself: Is my reaction individual, or am I merely reacting from my mob-self? When it comes to the so-called obscene words, I should say that hardly one person in a million escapes mob-reaction. ~D.H. Lawrence


If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies. ~Author Unknown


You must lose a fly to catch a trout. ~George Herbert


Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give possesses you. ~Andre Gide


Love is my religion - I could die for it. ~John Keats


His designs were strictly honorable, as the phrase is: that is, to rob a lady of her fortune by way of marriage. ~Henry Fielding, Tom Jones, 1749