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All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder. ~Author Unknown


A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree. ~Marian Wright Edelman


The only good thing about punctuality is that it usually gets you an apology. ~Author Unknown


Commit to be fit. ~Author Unknown


It is almost impossible systematically to constitute a natural moral law. Nature has no principles. She furnishes us with no reason to believe that human life is to be respected. Nature, in her indifference, makes no distinction between good and evil. ~Anatole France


Most people know more about their congressmen via smear campaigns than they know about their own neighbor via conversations, and a lot of people know more about Britney Spears via tabloids than they know about their own congressmen via voting booklets. Does anyone else see the problem here? ~Brock Fiant


Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey. ~Author Unknown


An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played Carnegie Hall. ~Oscar Levant


There is but an inch of difference between the cushioned chamber and the padded cell. ~Gilbert Keith Chesterton


We never know, believe me, when we have succeeded best. ~Miguel de Unamuno, Essays and Soliloquies, 1925


I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. ~Barbara Bush


I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them. ~Sherwood Anderson I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them. ~Sherwood Anderson


Duty is what one expects from others. ~Oscar Wilde


The true harvest of my daily life is somewhat as intangible and indescribable as the tints of morning or evening. It is a little star dust caught, a segment of the rainbow which I have clutched. ~Henry David Thoreau, Walden


The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. ~Author Unknown


Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch." ~Joan Rivers


A garden was the primitive prison, till man with Promethean felicity and boldness, luckily sinned himself out of it. ~Charles Lamb, 1830


Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. ~Christopher Morley


Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not. ~Samuel Johnson