tattoo quotes on life

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. ~Dave Barry


God can pick sense out of a confused prayer. ~Richard Sibbes


A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. ~George Jean Nathan


The stories of childhood leave an indelible impression, and their author always has a niche in the temple of memory from which the image is never cast out to be thrown on the rubbish heap of things that are outgrown and outlived. ~Howard Pyle


My heart is glass, daily shattered. ~Jaesse Tyler


It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words. ~Sallust


It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out. ~Bill Watterson


Sunday school: a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. ~H.L. Mencken


The best of a book is not the thought which it contains, but the thought which it suggests; just as the charm of music dwells not in the tones but in the echoes of our hearts. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes


Most smiles are started by another smile. ~Author Unknown


If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma. ~Teresa Bloomingdale


Did you ever notice that when you put the words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS?" ~Author Unknown


Cycling is unique. No other sport lets you go like that - where there's only the bike left to hold you up. If you ran as hard, you'd fall over. Your legs wouldn't support you. ~Steve Johnson


Who speaks of liberty while the human mind is in chains? ~Francis Wright, 1828


There is as much difference between us and ourselves as between us and others. ~Michel de Montaigne


Some people think that prayer just means asking for things, and if they fail to receive exactly what they asked for, they think the whole thing is a fraud. ~Gerald Vann


The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition. ~Nick Seitz


Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what's missing. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. ~Doug Larson Eternity alone can reveal to the human race its debt of gratitude to the peerless and immortal name of Washington. ~James A. Garfield


By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. ~Robert Frost By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. ~Robert Frost By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. ~Robert Frost