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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton


The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others. ~Sonya Friedman


The hair is the richest ornament of women. ~Martin Luther


The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. ~Omar Bradley


You might be a firefighter if your kids are afraid to get into water fights with you. ~Author Unknown


For years it has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. ~Erma Bombeck, about her wedding ring


To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. ~Stephen Baker


The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George Orwell


Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. ~Will Rogers


There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it. ~Author Unknown


Even God has to practice his putting. ~Golf Saying


Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. ~Author Unknown


Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking. ~Mahatma Gandhi


Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. ~Norman Vincent Peale


Volunteers don't get paid, not because they're worthless, but because they're priceless. ~Sherry Anderson (Thanks, Kathy)


Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. ~Joseph Campbell


Poetry is man's rebellion against being what he is. ~James Branch Cabell


In overcoming prejudice, working together is even more effective than talking together. ~Ralph W. Sockman


Most anthologists of quotations are like those who eat cherries or oysters: first picking the best ones and winding up by eating everything. ~Sebastien Roch Nicolas Chamfort, Maxims, 1825


It's surprising how much memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams