quotes on me myself and i

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. ~David Frost


One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it. ~George MacDonald


The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. ~Ambrose Bierce The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. ~Ernest Hemingway


Conspicuously absent from the Ten Commandments is any obligation of parent to child. We must suppose that God felt it unnecessary to command by law what He had ensured by love. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. ~Mae West


We plan, we toil, we suffer - in the hope of what? A camel-load of idol's eyes? The title deeds of Radio City? The empire of Asia? A trip to the moon? No, no, no, no. Simply to wake just in time to smell coffee and bacon and eggs. ~J.B. Priestly


Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism. ~William James


The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil. ~Heywood Broun


Some patients I see are actually draining into their bodies the diseased thoughts of their minds. ~Zacharty Bercovitz


Education is the best provision for old age. ~Aristotle


It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature. ~Author Unknown


There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find." ~Robert Flaherty


I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. ~Elaine Boosler


Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. ~Farrah Fawcett


A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. ~Arnold Glasow


I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. ~Betsy Salkind


Boy, when you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 20


Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. ~Charlie McCarthy


Apology is a lovely perfume; it can transform the clumsiest moment into a gracious gift. ~Margaret Lee Runbeck Apology is a lovely perfume; it can transform the clumsiest moment into a gracious gift. ~Margaret Lee Runbeck