quotes on no smoking

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. ~Tony Hendra, "Deteriorata" (Thanks Tom) Let nothing which can be treated by diet be treated by other means. ~Maimonides


Hunger is not the worst feature of unemployment; idleness is. ~William E. Barrett


Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. ~Jon Winokur


I think, therefore I'm single. ~Lizz Winstead


The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial. ~Leonard Bernstein


If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. ~Dennis Roth


Astrology furnishes a splendid proof of the contemptible subjectivity of men. It refers the course of celestial bodies to the miserable ego: it establishes a connection between the comets in heaven and squabbles and rascalities on earth. ~Arthur Schopenhauer


No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. ~Zen


Most collectors collect tangibles. As a quotation collector, I collect wisdom, life, invisible beauty, souls alive in ink. ~Terri Guillemets


Oaths are the fossils of piety. ~George Santayana


Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. ~Author unknown, attributed to a 7-year-old named Bobby


A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~Author Unknown


Sometimes I do a little mental skipping, just to shake things up in my mind. ~Jessi Lane Adams


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Source Unknown


Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. ~Don Herold


The light is what guides you home, the warmth is what keeps you there. ~Ellie Rodriguez


Volunteers do it for free. ~Author Unknown


I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best - it's all they'll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will give you money - provided you can prove to their satisfaction that you don't need it. ~Peter DeVries


If you cry "Forward," you must make plain in what direction to go. ~Anton Chekov


To always be intending to live a new life, but never find time to set about it - this is as if a man should put off eating and drinking from one day to another till he be starved and destroyed. ~Walter Scott