love quotes for moms

A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it. ~Henry Wheeler Shaw


Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. ~Knute Rockne


Doors don't slam open. ~John M. Shanahan, The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Time (In Two Lines or Less)


Chowder breathes reassurance. It steams consolation. ~Clementine Paddleford


A father lives after death in his son. ~Sanskrit


All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone. ~Milton Wright


If we cannot be clever, we can always be kind. ~Alfred Fripp


Like every good man, I strive for perfection, and, like every ordinary man, I have found that perfection is out of reach - but not the perfect suit. ~Edward Tivnan


Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander


There is no personal charm so great as the charm of a cheerful temperament. ~Henry Van Dyke


A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. ~James Dent


When I tell any truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do. ~William Blake


I really think that American gentlemen are the best after all, because kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and a sapphire bracelet lasts forever. ~Anita Loos


What passion cannot music raise and quell! ~John Dryden


The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority. ~Ralph W. Sockman


I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted. ~Author Unknown


Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. ~Author Unknown


Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. ~Author Unknown


Bacteria keeps us from heaven and puts us there. ~Martin H. Fischer