funny quotes girls

Other people's opinion of you does not have to become your reality. ~Les Brown


The flag of the United States has not been created by rhetorical sentences in declarations of independence and in bills of rights. It has been created by the experience of a great people, and nothing is written upon it that has not been written by their life. It is the embodiment, not of a sentiment, but of a history. ~Woodrow Wilson


Astrology is a fact, in most instances. But astrological aspects are but signs, symbols. No influence is of greater value or of greater help than the will of an individual.... Do not attempt to be guided by, but use the astrological influences as the means to meet or to overcome the faults and failures, or to minimize the faults and to magnify the virtues in self. ~Edgar Cayce


If you believe in forever, then life is just a one-night stand. ~Righteous Brothers, "Rock & Roll Heaven"


Leadership is action, not position. ~Donald H. McGannon


Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. ~Erma Bombeck


Tax complexity itself is a kind of tax. ~Max Baucus


Upturned toward the sun, eyes closed. That color and warmth I see and feel is the soul on fire. If only it remained when again my eyes opened. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com


A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. ~Martin H. Fischer


Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers. ~Mary Tyler Moore


Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts. ~Author Unknown


Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes. ~Author Unknown


I am not tragically colored. There is no great sorrow dammed up in my soul, nor lurking behind my eyes.... Even in the helter-skelter skirmish that is my life, I have seen that the world is to the strong regardless of a little pigmentation more or less. No, I do not weep at the world - I am too busy sharpening my oyster knife. ~Zora Neale Hurston, How It Feels to Be Colored Me, 1928


The essence of pleasure is spontaneity. ~Germaine Greer


Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar. ~Willa Sibert Cather


A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile. ~Author Unknown


Not believing has a sickness which is believing a little. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin


Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting. ~Daniel 5:27


Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. ~Henry van Dyke


We cannot ask in behalf of Christ what Christ would not ask Himself if He were praying. ~A.B. Simpson