baby shower quotes for cards

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace. ~Milan Kundera


Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever." ~Gene Perret Retreat, hell! We're just advancing in another direction. ~Oliver Prince Smith


If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee! ~Author Unknown


There was a blithe certainty that came from first comprehending the full Einstein field equations, arabesques of Greek letters clinging tenuously to the page, a gossamer web. They seemed insubstantial when you first saw them, a string of squiggles. Yet to follow the delicate tensors as they contracted, as the superscripts paired with subscripts, collapsing mathematically into concrete classical entities - potential; mass; forces vectoring in a curved geometry - that was a sublime experience. The iron fist of the real, inside the velvet glove of airy mathematics. ~Gregory Benford, Timescape


Don't blow it - good planets are hard to find. ~Quoted in Time


You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. ~Author Unknown


Every age has a keyhole to which its eye is pasted. ~Mary McCarthy, On the Contrary


Who wants to live with one foot in hell just for the sake of nostalgia? Our time is forever now! ~Alice Childress


It is, in my view, the duty of an apple to be crisp and crunchable, but a pear should have such a texture as leads to silent consumption. ~Edward Bunyard


Aerodynamically the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it, so it goes on flying anyway. ~Mary Kay Ash


To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes (Thanks Janice!)


At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6


I have woven a parachute out of everything broken. ~William Stafford


The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. ~Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849


My childhood smells like a box of Crayola crayons. ~Jessi Lane Adams


Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. ~Clifford Stoll


Men are made stronger on realization that the helping hand they need is at the end of their own arm. ~Sidney J. Phillips


The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. ~Erma Bombeck


When life gives you scraps, make something with them. ~Author Unknown


The trouble with referees is that they just don't care which side wins. ~Tom Canterbury